Typical Tuesday

It was Flannel Tuesday at high school because every Tuesday is Flannel Tuesday at high school and after high school I got my hair cut and mother went to the salon with me. While we were there she showed me all the hair products that she owns which was really boring. After we got home and ate dinner, Pops turned on "Two and a Half Men" which is his favorite show. Mother called it something like "Two Men and a Part Man" which is really silly. A commercial came on that had a guy who sounded like Barry White and Pops did his Barry White impression which means that he laid down and pretended to be dead. We watched a video of our friend Germy squealing. Pops said to stop watching it because the squealing was just too intense. Pops called me Dan quite a few times today. He says that not because he doesn't care about me, but because he's getting older and doesn't know better. We're now going to search through our things so that we can sell them this Saturday in a garaged sale. I'm not looking forward to this sale because it will require my getting up before my usual wake up time and also because I will probably have to interpret between mother and strangers as she is often confused by people she's never met.